PODCAST - Gundogs And Guard Dogs

Lez Graham, MA & Ross McCarthy MA, podcasts on all things canine

A fortnightly podcast from two dog behaviourists and award-winning trainers, discussing dogs, difficulties and life in general.
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Celebrating their many differences as well as their united togetherness.

Season 6, Episode 7 - Do Gundogs need Guard Dogs?

aired 28 November 2025

Thank goodness, Gundogs are off the menu, Guard Dogs are in.
Charles Wall from A1K9 joins the team today. From a dog-mad little kid, the “dog boy” many of us once were, to carving out a career with personal protection dogs, his story echoes the journeys of so many dog lovers.

From a hobby to a business, from Exchange and Mart to Koehler dog training books to wrapping newspaper around your arm, this is how we grow. Are some of the old books still the best, or are we forever trying to reinvent the wheel?

What is a personal protection dog? The martial artist of the dog world?
What separates sport dogs, security dogs, and dogs trained specifically for family and home protection ?

We explore what truly makes a personal protection dog, the importance of breed lines, and whether a Malinois can work as a protection dog in a family home.Surprisingly, yes… but where they originate is critical.Maybe Dutch really is better than Belgian.

There is a bit of a rant about how, in the UK, we continue to get things wrong in almost every aspect of dog breeding and training.
Who gets a personal protection dog?
How is the changing face of crime influencing this ? The team delicately swerves the topic of illegal immigration, but it is still a wake - up call.

Scary times.
Government statistics might suggest crime is declining, but we all know that may not be the case. Prescribed use of force and the wider security industry come into the conversation too.

And once again, the Dangerous Dogs Act 1991 appears, opening a frightening hornets’ nest of what future legislation might bring.

It seems easy to sort out this mess, yet incredibly difficult and exhausting at the same time.

Runtime: 1 hr 10 mins

Season 6, Episode 6 - Blown out!

aired 14 November 2025

Today’s special guest is…oh...not here!

Just the two of them then…probably one of the most boring conversations you can ever overhear!

Splinters in your bum…or just telling the truth?!
Diwali, Halloween, Guy Fawkes…the Fireworks never stop!
It’s not just dogs…it's horses and all animals who suffer!
Cobwebs and severed heads!

The cheer continues with swerving trick and treat and now the Scottish element has an abundance of Malteasers to get rid of!

The drivel continues and for anyone still awake, a flash of some new boots, a possible piercing new car and dog crates.

An award or two thrown in plus…
A bit of rudeness, a bit of awkwardness, a look at prices and the cost of living.
Caterpillar cakes and £2 for an egg!
Banana on a pizza ?
Trout on a BBQ
Bagels & peanut butter - trout –
Getting older or die – these two will never be on the same page!

A brief dog chat…cockers and Gundog training… rehoming vs discarding…
Onwards and upwards, and thank gawd these two have some fabulous guests coming up!

Runtime: 47 mins

Season 6, Episode 5 - Librella... need we say more?

aired 5 November 2025

Whether you’re using Librella, considering it, or just want to do what’s best for your dogs, this episode is essential listening. 👀💥

The fabulous Andrew Armitage from Greenside Regenerative Therapies joins us for an eye-opening deep dive into the truth about Librella 💉🐾

Strap yourself in folks...

Runtime: 1 hr 8 mins

Season 6, Episode 4 - Do you have a qualification, or are you qualified?

aired 17 October 2025

In this gloriously moany episode, we dive headfirst into the murky waters of what it really means to be qualified in the dog world. Are you genuinely trained and educated—or just good at looking the part online?
We kick off with a wildly unscientific theory from the Scottish side about why time speeds up as you age (spoiler: the Londoner calls BS). From there, it’s a nostalgic detour into school days: teachers lighting up, sneaky cigarette passes, and Ross getting a ruler wrapped round his head.Classic.

Then we’re onto the good stuff: skiving, consequence - free parenting, consequence - free dog training, and one bizarre but surprisingly helpful PSA about what happens if your car breaks down with dogs inside.

From the Dandie Dinmont(the only dog breed named after a fictional character!) to cockers, Malamutes, Ridgebacks, and the eternal Norfolk vs Norwich terrier debate—we’re digging deep into breed - specific behaviour. We even throw in a dermoid sinus just to keep things weird.

Eventually, inevitably, we land on qualifications. Ofqual’s gutting the dog training and behaviour framework, the industry remains unregulated, and everyone’s got an opinion. So we’ve got one question: are you qualified—or do you just have a qualification?

Rants, facts, laughs, and a few bonkers tangents.
Welcome to another episode where we say what dog pros are thinking - but rarely say out loud.

Share the love. Share the rant. Swerve the nonsense. And always do the best you can—for the dogs.

Runtime: 54 mins

Season 6, Episode 3 - A Round Peg in a Round Hole: Dogs4Wildlife with Jacquie Law

aired 3 October 2025

In this episode, we sit down with Jacquie Law from Dogs4Wildlife — a woman whose journey into conservation and canine training is nothing short of inspiring. We start with a bit of background on Jacquie and her work alongside partner Darren at Extremus Dog Training, before diving into the incredible world of anti-poaching dogs in Africa — all of which began with just one Belgian Malinois puppy. 🐾 From early neurological stimulation to ensure pups are fit for protection and detection work, to the unique role of the native Africanis dog(yes, we had to Google it too!) — this episode explores how the right dogs, in the right hands, are changing the conservation landscape. Jacquie also shares upcoming collaborations in African dog rescue, supporting not only animals but the wider communities where these programs operate. But it’s not all feel - good stories.We confront the brutal reality of poaching — from tragic snare traps to the stark contrast between subsistence survival and the multimillion - pound illegal wildlife trade.As Jacquie puts it: 'When you become aware of one issue, a ripple of others follows.' 🦏 We touch on the controversial topic of rhino dehorning, the development of female - only ranger teams(and their incredible impact), and how being vegan might be influencing change in unexpected ways. Also featured: A shout -out to Rachel Bean RVN for delivering vital Canine First Aid training in the field. The ongoing education of new dog handlers and the art of reading canine body language. A nod to UK Police Dogs and a quick detour into the world of the Bavarian Mountain Hound. Ultimately, this episode is about collaboration, compassion, and commitment.There’s no room for egos in conservation — only teamwork, education, and action.Funding is always needed, so if you’re moved by this conversation, please consider donating to Dogs4Wildlife and be part of the solution. 🎧 Tune in and discover how one puppy helped kickstart a movement that’s saving lives — both human and animal. https://www.dogs4wildlife.org/

Runtime: 55 mins

Season 6, Episode 2 - A house without a dog is just a house

aired 20 September 2025

This episode is all about the Guard Dogs – with a nod to the Gundogs – and a brief detour into the life of a proud pheasant plucker! After the obligatory weather chat and a vague mention of upcoming podcasts (as usual, confusion reigns), we try to figure out whether the Beagles were in New Zealand or Hong Kong.From Borzoi to Landseers doing competitive obedience - we question whether watching Border Collies in dog sport is more exciting than watching paint dry. The jury’s out. We get serious with a discussion on Osteosarcoma, including an update on little Aiidh the Rottweiler, and all the heartbreak and hard decisions that come with being a responsible dog owner. Then it's on to Leucillin for tails and fannies – naturally – which leads into another rant about dog owners in public places. In Dog Law Corner: this week’s top tip – just stay home and don’t let anyone in. Simple. There’s a Bitework for Behaviourists update too – covering the mysterious and very niche role of the decoy / helper in training.We chat about security dogs, protection dogs, and IGP – that’s Internationale Gebrauchshund Prüfung if you’re feeling continental. Want to know how to trigger aggression? Or, more importantly, how not to? We’ve got you.

Plus:

Why we can happily watch 12 serial murders before bed but can’t cope when the dog dies in a film.
The return of the kitchen window vest, a squinty dummy, and a rebrand that may or may not be going to plan.
And a typically unfiltered look at the state of the UK… dog - wise, mostly.

Finally… it’s all about the breed specifics!

Runtime: 57 mins

Season 6, Episode 1 - The Mic Martin Takeover

aired 5 September 2025

From Labrador love stories to kennel grit — Mic Martin crashes in for a wild, honest ride through the world of dogs, training, and keeping it real. Dog talk without the sugar-coating — Labradors, weird childhoods, flexi-leads, and the truth about training. The Mic Martin Takeover pulls no punches. Laughter, dog hair, and brutal honesty — Mic Martin storms the mic to tackle training myths, canine chaos, and why pink jumpers might be a problem.

Runtime: 50 mins

Season 5, Episode 15 - It's a latte, darling

aired 25 July 2025

It’s a latte, darling… It’s humid. It’s hot. And the language barrier is still going strong. From the manor born to the downstairs toilet – it’s another chaotic episode reminding us how the other half live, why you should never eat with clients, and why breaking your own rules is always a terrible idea. A “sensible” chat (sort of) about dog safety, just to remind you to keep your wits about you – UK dog law is still dreadful, and honestly, just give kids a wide berth. We ask the big questions: Who’s to blame when demerara hits you in the head? And does it matter if you’re an oldie? We attempt a review of Seasons 4 and 5, though it gets a bit messy(thanks to the Scottish contingent, obviously). Plus, a look back at some amazing guests we’ve had, a tease of those coming up, and a few standout episodes you absolutely shouldn’t miss. Lez brings up the CLA Game Fair – again – and no, she’s still not being paid for all this free marketing. There’s also some confusion about how many sides a coin has, a metaphorical carrot and stick moment, and thankfully, the Londoner manages to drag us out of the mess. We’ve covered everything from stem cell therapy and arthritis management to dog breeding, rescue, and much more – with loads more to come next season. Enjoy your summer break – and the Gundogs & Guard Dogs team will see you(and bore you) again in September!

Runtime: 54 mins

Season 5, Episode 14 - Joint Rot What's in a name

aired 11 July 2025

Joint Rot What's in a name. Disappointing Conversations…Is human behavioural change even possible. Ball thrower Bollocks. You are not stopping… you are changing. Not the end of the road, just a change of direction. After a giggly start at our guest’s expense, we dive into an overview of Hannah’s veterinary career – a path that led her to specialise in chronic pain management for our companion animals and to the subsequent development of Canine Arthritis Management(CAM). Her solo journey, alongside her dog, quickly evolved into something much bigger – now involving a growing team and a wide support network. An interest in complementary therapies and how they can work alongside veterinary medicine spurred Hannah on to ensure that veterinary professionals do better when it comes to managing chronic pain in dogs. Hannah very much lives in the real world and recognises that people may have a budget… or, in some cases, no budget at all.With this in mind, she brings different perspectives and aims to raise awareness of osteoarthritis through education – ultimately to reduce suffering in dogs. We explore the difficulty of spotting subtle signs of pain, and the challenges in reaching a diagnosis.We also ask why arthritis isn’t always taken as seriously as other long-term conditions.When poorly managed, this can be a terminal disease – perhaps ‘joint rot’ is a more appropriate name? So, what is arthritis ? What causes it, what makes it worse, and what can we do to manage it? Ethical and welfare considerations are, of course, always at the forefront of decision - making.As we often do, we wander into a discussion about what people should be doing better when it comes to breeding or selecting dogs – stopping physiological suffering at the source. Perhaps it all comes down to where people want to invest their time and energy? We even dared to mention joint care supplements – which led to a fascinating discussion. Maybe your money is better spent on a rug for the laminate floor ?! There are some brilliant resources on the CAM website – especially tips on how to refer clients to the vet with observations from a trained eye – so get involved and support the movement. https://caninearthritis.co.uk/

Runtime: 1 hr 20 mins

Season 5, Episode 13 - Killing them with Kindness

aired 27 June 2025

Killing them with kindness Got any tips? In this episode, things kick off the usual way: a bit of a ramble, no real structure, and plenty of honest chat, laced with sarcasm(Scottish) and snark(London). There’s no guest this time, which means the nonsense levels are dangerously high—but somehow, it works.After book awards, CIDBT Fast-Track students they move on to the kind of conversations the industry usually avoids. There’s a glimpse into what’s coming next season: proper guests, serious topics…the best season yet!! But for now, it’s just two behaviour professionals, fed up with the same old patterns.Thirty years on, and still people are getting it wrong.Kindness, it turns out, can be fatal.If the dog ends up worse off or dead, is that kind ? Social media gets a bashing(as it should).So do predictable cases: guarding cockapoos, rehoming that’s barely an option anymore, the legal and moral mess that dogs and their people are left to navigate. And yes, scrotums come up again—don’t ask. There’s also a strange detour into black - and - white rabies films that traumatised a generation(well, half of them—one was too young to remember, or possibly not even born). Vaccines, eyebrow ticks, Brucella, and a whole lot of professional firefighting. One of them’s not quite functioning. The other’s battling an itchy ear.Somehow, they hold it together long enough to call time before it all falls apart. It’s mostly nonsense, a few proper insights, and more than a few laughs.Next time? A guest to keep things(marginally) on track. 🎧 Shoutout to Paul Quinlan at The Traditional Leather Lead Co—makers of proper kit for dogs… and maybe podcast hosts too.

Runtime: 45 mins

Season 5, Episode 12 - The Right People at The Right Time

aired 13 June 2025

The usual fluffed-up introduction by the London element makes way for a fascinating, onward discussion. Her childhood sharing her grandparents’ dogs—having been denied her own—led Anna to discover the world of dog training. Discovering clicker training at a young age, a love affair with obedience began! From Pre-Beginner in Kennel Club Obedience to Ticket and Crufts qualifiers, and on to Fédération Cynologique Internationale (FCI) obedience. Coming from a family of teachers, it was only natural that Anna would start to teach people alongside their dogs. With the support of the UK Kennel Club, Anna was awarded the pleasure of representing the UK in the FCI Obedience World Championships in 2024. Sadly, she couldn’t attend, but she’s now set for the 2025 World Champs! The Kennel Club also invited Anna on numerous occasions to demonstrate FCI Obedience at the wonderful Crufts Dog Show. Anna explains the levels and classes of FCI Obedience, the exercises required, and the vast variations between KC and FCI Obedience qualifications. She also shares the fascinating differences between countries and their requirements—for example, the BH is a prerequisite to competing in Germany.Oh… and by the way, AD means Ausdauerprüfung(Endurance Test). FCI Obedience is a fantastic mix of various disciplines… so listen in and get involved(all breeds welcome… with some caveats!) Check out the socials: / annaherzogdogsports / fciobedienceuk

Runtime: 55 mins

Season 5, Episode 11 - The Same Seat

aired 30 May 2025

Ever tried bridging the gap between London and Scotland? Spoiler: the language barrier is real — but so is the love for dogs, training, and people. ❤️ We dive deep into: ✨ The real difference between qualifications and certifications ✨ Training dog owners, gundog trainers, and canine pros ✨ Why it’s all about building a family—your tribe of people and pups ✨ How every dog(and human) teaches us something new ✨ Breaking the rules to find what really works Plus, a minor water spill that somehow becomes the highlight...because that’s just how Lez rolls 😂 Ready to write your own story and ride your own wave ? 🌊 Tune in, get inspired, and join the conversation!

Runtime: 50 mins

Season 5, Episode 10 - Never the Same Love Twice

aired 17 May 2025

🐾 NEW EPISODE: Never the Same Love Twice 🐶 What do Bullmastiffs, Vizslas, Rottweilers, Cockers and Chihuahuas have in common? One woman: Clare Drew, Chairwoman of the Guild of Dog Trainers. This week, Clare brings big Essex energy to our Scottish - London mix — and she’s bringing a lifetime of dogs with her. From personal stories to professional insight, we talk: ✨ What different breeds really bring to the table 💬 Why the bond you form with each dog is never the same 🐕 Clare’s top breeds(spoiler: guard dogs take the crown) 🚨 The exciting new chapter for the Guild of Dog Trainers 🎉 Young Trainer Ambassadors & building a future for better dog training This episode is full of laughs, loyalty, and love — not just for dogs, but for the community behind them. 🎧 Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you tune in.

Runtime: 1 hr

Season 5, Episode 9 - Semantics & Dirty Words

aired 2 May 2025

Oh jeez. It’s hot in Scotland, so the shoes are off and the moans are on. Lez is so tired she looks like she’s been punched in both eyes—and she gives Ross the same compliment, which, surprisingly, goes down well. Once a light finally gets turned on, they dive into the Scottish Animal Welfare Council’s report on aversive training methods. After 80 complaints over four years—most of them totally unwarranted—here we are again. Back to talking about industry regulation. Should the RCVS be involved? No, of course not. Then it’s onto what aversives actually are—touching on the ecollar, the honesty, and more importantly, the dishonesty that’s floating around the industry.The usual suspects are making the usual noise. It’s a ranty one. Where’s the compassion? For people and their dogs? What’s so terrible about a quick fix? Dogs don’t live long enough—we’ve got to sort out problems efficiently so they can live their best lives. What even is animal welfare ? Sheep running from dogs until their lungs explode? Is raising a dog more complex than raising a child? Possibly.But dogs? They just want a bit of leadership.They don’t need to become fur - kids or carry the burden of your societal shifts. And what’s “positive,” anyway? Open your eyes. If your ideology ends in euthanasia, then maybe—it wasn’t that positive to begin with. It’s not rocket science. Just keep an open mind.And remember: all that glitters is not gold.

Runtime: 48 mins

Season 5, Episode 8 - A Married Man: From Harry Potter via James Bond to Batman and Beyond

aired 18 April 2025

Growing up in Germany with a dog enthusiast for a mother, Mic would have rather played football! It’s amazing how those early years shaped his later career in the Police. Although not a driving force for Mic, they certainly propelled him forward to his successful career as a Police Dog Handler, which later opened the door to working with the BBC and Warner Brothers Studios. The conversation begins at the start, where we discover how the face of the Police Dog Section has evolved. After an occupational injury and a few wrong decisions, life in the Police came to an end, and a flourishing career as a civilian dog trainer began. This included work with clients, as well as film projects, both behind and in front of the camera. Who the hell is Phil Thompson? MI6 needs Military Police Dogs… who are you going to call? Mic Martin! A facial hair dilemma, a fleece, parquet flooring, an introduction to the BBC, and tips on how to handle the haters, as well as how to make a difference to charities using your status. Another lesson in how and why to rehome your husband and what it's like to work with celebrities – from the gorgeous and friendly Jason Statham, to the cigarette-smoking Daniel Radcliffe, and the not-so-forthcoming Emma Watson. We explore how the world of film can mirror real life and leave a real impact on the experiences and memories we hold. We conclude with a ‘thank you’ for some refreshing normality...and a stalker issue! He’s just a bloke from Wolverhampton. How the fuck we got through this without Mic swearing is a miracle!

Runtime: 1 hr 4 mins

Season 5, Episode 7 - It's a funny old job...

aired 4 April 2025

Moaning again… Why would anyone live in London, and who on earth would drive around it? Ross, of course! Why’s the Scottish contingent so tired? A few days of teaching, perhaps? There’s not much to moan about, but these two certainly manage it! From Bunny heaven, through badger hell, to deer dread, and ending on f#@*ing foxes – the duo are back at it. They also revisit the topic of dog attacks – always a hot topic, given how much it pops up in the news and on social media. Dog safety and responsible parenting are passions for the team at GaGD, and of course, Lez and Ross don’t shy away from having a good moan about the state of society and the impact of social media. Why stop there ? They even have a go at people who listen to podcasts and music while out and about, risking being run over or, worse, attacked by a serial killer. There's some serious talk about safety and the Imabi App, definitely worth a listen, if you can bear it!

Runtime: 32 mins

Season 5, Episode 6 - How to Re-home Your Husband

aired 21 March 2025

From the Council House to the Countryside via Canine Karaoke with Di Stevens 🐾 Forget Guard Dogs…this podcast delves into everything Gundog, Gundog and more Gundog! Field Trials, Labradors, and Working Tests, to Show Dogs and much more! Ross and Lez are joined by the amazing Di Stevens, with a career that starts with breaking horses and discovering the Labrador breed, and now has made remarkable strides in the world of Gundogs, achieving success across multiple disciplines. Starting with a couple of Chocolate Labradors in the breed ring, she then moved into the working field, qualifying dogs in multiple disciplines. The London contingent often finds discussions about birds, killing animals, and life beyond the M25 somewhat distasteful… and interestingly, so do many Gundog enthusiasts!This sparks an intriguing conversation about the ethics of Country Sports and how we all must remain true to our moral compass. As always, the conversation circles back to nature vs. nurture, and finding the right dog for the job. Why can't you enter the Grand Prix in a Fiat Panda? Di's passion for her discipline is evident as she keeps her fingers firmly in every pie related to Gundogs. Prepare yourself for some eye-opening insights into the often-overlooked weaknesses of breed judges. We also discuss how Gundog training in the UK and Europe has improved significantly in recent years.Thankfully, our understanding of living with, and working alongside, our companion dogs has evolved—it's all about the relationships we build.

Runtime: 58 mins

Season 5, Episode 5 - PASSION

aired 7 March 2025

What does it take to be a dog behaviourist? It sounds like a fun job, doesn't it? But is it really fun, or is it more fascinating, emotionally draining, and even dangerous? Perhaps it’s not all about dogs after all! What qualities and skills are required? What exactly is your 'true north'? Be mindful of the wobbles—they happen to all of us who care. Being a chameleon and adapting your behaviour to mirror those you’re working with, as well as dressing as a consultant rather than a kennel worker, is key. Getting people on your team and delivering often unwelcome advice is no easy feat. How you present yourself—both in terms of demeanour and attire—affects the trust and confidence others place in your abilities. Understanding the stages of learning and building relationships is essential. Learning and gaining knowledge—qualifications versus practical experience. Picking up poo, mopping floors, making tea, and not getting paid for any of it…perhaps that’s where the real learning happens. Learning to understand body language—and recognising how anatomy and physiology are inextricably linked to dog behaviour and training—is crucial. Taking every opportunity—or not—and discovering the many other, often unexpected, skills required along the way. If you’re thinking of becoming a canine behaviourist, or if you’re already on that journey, this is an essential and thought-provoking listen.

Runtime: 1 hr

Season 5, Episode 4 - Mind=Blown! This is AMAZING

aired 21 February 2025

Unlocking the Future of Canine Regenerative Medicine with Andrew Armitage. In this groundbreaking episode, we dive into the world of regenerative therapies for dogs with Andrew Armitage BSc(Hons), BVM & S, MRCVS, a pioneer in the field.With thousands of successful treatments under his belt, Andrew and his team at Greenside Veterinary Practice have treated more animals using biological therapies than anyone else in the UK. Their extensive database of treatment responses offers unparalleled insights into the effectiveness of regenerative medicine. Andrew shares how cutting-edge therapies—like stem cell treatments, PRP, and Class IV laser therapy—are transforming the lives of dogs suffering from musculoskeletal conditions. His team’s exceptional success rate in reducing pain and restoring function is backed by rigorous scientific research, pushing the boundaries of veterinary medicine. Join us as we explore how regenerative medicine is revolutionising pet healthcare, the latest breakthroughs in the field, and what the future holds for canine rehabilitation. Whether you’re a vet, pet owner, or simply fascinated by medical innovation, this episode is packed with invaluable insights.

Runtime: 1 hr 19 mins

Season 5, Episode 3 - Dog Safety - something's got to give

aired 7 February 2025

The unusual moany greeting…it takes 2 seconds to get on to moaning about the weather…that sets the scene for a talk about dog safety. Ooh…did someone mention ‘positive only training’? Bribing dogs ignoring dogs and growing into behaviour issues! Neuroplasticity…”it don’t work like that!” Self-rewarding behaviours and turning around and ignoring the dog jumping up whilst your back is left gushing with blood! It’s a bit of a moany one…but the dog world is a mess and we can’t escape that…despite the wave of 'Science-based' bullsh…erm methodology. Sniffy walks Vs appropriate physical exercise. What actually makes dogs happy? It’s certainly not what some people think or promote! Fatal dog attacks and the Malinois…2 babies killed. The rise of the Cane Corso the questions about the XL Bully. The North and South divide are both just perplexed by the stupidity and naivety of people. They chat about the Dog Safety Education Executive (DogSEE.org) and the #puthecameradown campaign. Unfortunately we don’t live in Disney land and we have to keep it real! And it’s not just aggression and bites that can cause injuries or issues…how can people be educated with so much crap on the socials?! Breed Books and telling the truth. Go in with your eyes open… not all dogs are the same. They have more questions than answers…but something has got to give. They may somewhat overegg the pudding at times, but that’s based on the horrors that they have seen (lucky for you...some of the conversations about dog related fatalities were kept off the Podcast…Lez and Ross didn’t need the images in their head and so were kind enough not to pass that on to you!) They close with recent bite stats and hospitalisations and reiterate never to be complacent. All doom and gloom…get your public liability insurance and support your local rescue charities rather than the big ones who fuel the problem.

Runtime: 56 mins

Season 5, Episode 2 - Slobber in Seattle

aired 6 February 2025

A Chat with CIDBT Tutor Diane Kunas from Seattle. From a first meeting in Merthyr Tydfil 20 years ago to completing her Master’s degree and returning stateside, Diane Kunas has had quite the journey. We delved into some fascinating insights about dog ownership in Seattle and across various US states. The discussion uncovered surprising similarities between the UK and the US, from our shared obsession with “fur-babies” to training methods and attitudes towards our four-legged friends. Topics ranged from balanced training vs. force-free approaches to dog laws, breed-specific legislation (BSL), and—of course—the all-important subject of oodles of Doodles. Diane’s passion for Bull breeds, especially the slobber - prone Dogue de Bordeaux, shone through.She’s left a trail of drool across Seattle, no doubt turning heads and winning hearts. We also touched on industry regulations—or the glaring lack thereof—and how these impact the world of dog training.It's clear that both sides of the pond share plenty of common ground, even if the accents are a little different!

Runtime: 54 mins

Season 5, Episode 3 - dog attacks

aired 5 February 2025

dog attacks

Runtime: 55 mins

Season 5, Episode 1 - For Shits and Giggles

aired 10 January 2025

Happy New Year from this miserable duo! They’re clearly struggling to muster any exciting New Year vibes and seem as though they can hardly stay awake. Mostly flat, but there is some useful information about puppies teething and transitioning into adulthood. Don’t you ever get bored with just walking and feeding dogs? Walking dogs on leads, paying for their own dinner, and working on films with dogs—such is life. They discuss upcoming podcasts, which should(hopefully) be better. The cheese debate rumbles on, alongside the amazing skill dogs have for spitting out tablets. Bone broth conversations are enough to bore anyone to tears, while Lez—the master of the English language—gives Ross some tips on speech before moving on to competitive obedience. Find a purpose for training, or you might not bother at all. 2025 goals ? Oh, there aren’t any!Well, maybe to get titre testing done. Leptospirosis – 2(possibly 3), and 4, Crufts, CLA, and that’s a wrap!

Runtime: 42 mins

Season 4, Episode 15 - Something to raise your eyebrows at (or wiggle your ears 😅)

aired 20 December 2024

After a short break, they’re back with a Christmas Special! Don’t get too excited… there’s nothing particularly special about it. There isn’t even the usual wonderful intro music! Team London apologises for the lack of an intro and outro, while Team Scotland couldn’t care less.She’s a natural - born leader, who doesn’t need jingles and angles! Lez gives the game away by revealing that we recorded this on 3rd December!Why she was already wearing her Christmas earrings probably deserves some commendation.Meanwhile, the London contingent remained as “enthusiastic” as ever and made no effort at all. After a quick chat about Faelan – Lez’s new retriever pup – along with a moan about veterinary fees.There’s even some decent information on dogs’ well - being, covering liver support, genetics, health scores versus the reality of living with dogs, and how we sometimes “kid ourselves” into seeing what isn’t really there. There’s also a brief(and entirely unnecessary) insight into the bizarre physical facial abilities of this strange duo before wrapping up the episode – still without any music! Naturally, communication problems persist across the South/ North language barrier… Gundogs and Guard Dogs will return properly in January 2025, without scratchy sheets, barefoot shoes, or any other nonsense…we hope!

Runtime: 51 mins

Season 4, Episode 14 - Spit or Swallow

aired 11 October 2024

The end of season 4. After they set the rules for the conversation... both Lez and Ross then promptly ignored them! This episode kicks off with a kerb consultation, a wee - ridden sofa, and a coffee that would please the Bisto kids.The Scottish contingent brings up the spit or swallow conundrum and the pair discuss why you’d never eat cake during a consultation! The conversation wanders to a Staffie on a boat and being locked in London apartments and disorientated.A sensible moment of safety discussion regarding personal safety before analysing relationships between clients.The Londoner throws in some helpful advice about rehoming partners. An aggressive Cane Corso that reminds us to stay safe and follow best practices! Shutting up a Schnauzer and the difference between client views and the professional assessment and how owners adapt and cope with the behaviour of their dogs. The truth about Spaniels from a behaviourist perspective. What are the scariest dogs to work with…ooh hold on, there’s a chat about handling wolves in the middle along with a lesson about Apron’s and jaw - sucking(WTF). Wolf dogs.Wolf hybrids, making the wrong call, making the right call and always glad to be on the way home! Luckily, that’s the last of the season, so you have a break from this nonsense! Happy Halloween, Happy Christmas and the GaGD duo will be back soon with more nonsense peppered with some wonderful guests!

Runtime: 1 hr 1 min

Season 4, Episode 13 - Take Another Breath: Dog Law with Trevor Cooper

aired 27 September 2024

In this episode, we dive into the world of dog laws and legislation with Trevor Cooper from Cooper & Co solicitors. Despite the usual hiccups and a slightly chaotic introduction (thanks, Ross! 😂), the conversation quickly becomes a must-listen for any dog owner or enthusiast. Trevor Cooper, the leading specialist in dog law for England and Wales, sheds light on both criminal and civil laws affecting dog owners.He shares the differences between a solicitor and a barrister and offers a compelling insight into his journey to becoming a prominent figure in this field.For those who recall, we revisit the significant impact of the Dangerous Dogs Act 1991—a piece of legislation that has brought about devastation and controversy since its inception. If you're a dog owner, this episode is essential. We discuss the prevalence of relationship breakdowns and custody battles over dogs, reminding listeners to choose their partners wisely! While there are a few positives to note in the prosecution trends under the Dangerous Dogs Act, the reality remains grim—it’s largely a postcode lottery. And for the love of your canine companion, don’t rely on your dog to protect your home, vehicle, or garden. As the episode concludes, we affirm that Breed - Specific Legislation(BSL) is ineffective—something many of us already knew.The laws currently in place are outdated and unfit for purpose, and it’s clear the Dangerous Dogs Act has been a failure from the start.We need a fresh approach, and it’s time for all dog professionals to unite. We also tackle some listener questions and leave you with a crucial reminder: make sure you have adequate third - party liability insurance.And if you don’t have a dog yet—think twice before getting one!

Runtime: 57 mins

Season 4, Episode 12 - When the light leaves

aired 13 September 2024

A chat about inappropriate laughter is quickly followed by the topic of pet bereavement. Maybe a hard listen, probably a harder conversation for Lez and Ross to have and to put out there. How long does this gut - wrenching feeling last for? How long will it take to smile instead of cry at the memories? Making very hard decisions when it comes to the love of your dogs and what happens when we don’t have the ability to make these choices. The impact that these wonderful animals have on our lives and the worry of losing our best friends can be overwhelming.It’s never any easier, but we may be more prepared to do the last display of love for our dog. Some practical as well as emotional conversations about the last breath, the cremation / the burial and how we move forward. If you are able to listen, please do. If you need to share with anyone who needs it, please do. Thank you to the GaGD team for putting this out there and to Lez and Ross for sharing their experiences in the hope it may benefit others.

Runtime: 50 mins

Season 4, Episode 11 - This is the worst part

aired 30 August 2024

A flawless start as usual with more lessons in English language from Lez. The nonsense chat covering the weather, recent workshops and other drivel leads the way to discussing living with the convalescent dog. From the conventional spay to cruciate ligament ruptures, hygromas, ruptured bladders and epilepsy. The emotional drain on owners and the strain of caring for dogs after illness or injury.The thought of doing it maybe harder than the reality in some cases ?! A conversation about the huge microchip needle, bone damage, the stoic nature of dogs and the importance of raising your dogs as individuals and creating the ability for contentedness when alone. A difficult topic leading the way to an even more difficult conversation next time about when we lose our beloved canine companions.

Runtime: 53 mins

Season 4, Episode 10 - Pinocchio

aired 16 August 2024

A reflection of lockdown. The southern aspect can’t recover from his initial faux pas of mentioning the lack of guests for this episode!A brief conversation about British Summertime and wet feet leads on to a pretty non - dog related reflection of lockdown. We originally started this podcast during the pandemic, just to make some distraction and provide some relief from the difficult ‘storm’ in which we all found ourselves in…despite being in many different vessels! The strange new language that we had to learn…social distancing, bubbles, shielding, sanitising, and getting used to the new normal! Washing shopping, touching unknown dogs, socialising dogs, long term affects on us and our dogs. Eat out to help out…then get back in!Be kind…actually don’t bother!Common sense gets lost in Google apparently.Cruelty in the name of kindness, and the rather depressing result of pandemic puppy buying. Luckily Lez gives us some Japanese tutoring in regard to a lonely mouth and Ross provides expert insight into the use of a flannel, to save panic buying toilet rolls!Give this one a miss…normal service will resume shortly!

Runtime: 50 mins

Season 4, Episode 9 - Take a Breath

aired 16 August 2024

If you listen to just one of our podcasts, make it this one! Lez and Ross are joined by the incredible Julie Shelton from Appledown Dog Rescue. With over 30 years of experience in dog rescue, Julie offers a compelling yet sobering look into the world of dogs in 2024. In this episode, we delve into a variety of topics, including: Professional dog breeders, Overseas dogs, Pedigree dog breeders, XL bullies, Dog wardens. Julie’s insights are both fascinating and eye - opening.We are truly in awe of Julie and the countless individuals like her who tirelessly champion the cause of dogs. These unsung heroes rarely receive the recognition or rewards they deserve, especially on social media. We sincerely encourage everyone to help in any way they can and to cherish their dogs even more today. For more information, visit Appledown Dog Rescue. https://appledownrescue.co.uk/ #rescuedogsarenotrubbish The full episode is on Spotify / Apple podcasts and is available as audio only

Runtime: 8 mins

Season 4, Episode 8 - Summer Holidays

aired 19 July 2024

Summer Holidays! Dad’s Chair! Sunscreen! Another clumsy start without someone having their microphone on?! 🤷‍♂️ The usual conversation about the joys of ageing and other delights along with a brief coffee spillage, an unwanted guide to Glasgow’s annual lockdown thing and then on to dogs and children. The school holidays are upon us and as much as they try and stay upbeat, with over 60 years combined work with dogs, safety for Lez and Ross is always paramount! Starting with pregnancy(they managed to swerve conception) through to your 7 or 8 year old…how should we be living with dogs ? ! Preparing for a baby, bringing the baby home, crawling and toddling stages.A rant a bit about the socials and the nonsense and DANGEROUS posts with dogs and children. There are glimmers of positivity and sharing ideas about the wonderful relationships that are possible between children and dogs, but true to their ethos, common sense and safety rules the day! It’s often 50 / 50 with managing children and managing your dog and observing body language from all parties and acting appropriately!Another language lesson from the multilingual Mrs Graham, prior to culminating in wishing Ross a Happy Birthday by ruining all of his cake ideas!

Runtime: 54 mins

Season 4, Episode 7 - Pretty in Pink

aired 5 July 2024

Oops, a bit of a burpy start from the Londoner, that seems to send an over-tired Lez into hysteria. Once calmness is regained, this covers the role of the Professional Canine Behaviour Practitioner & Trainer (or whatever your job title is) Naturally, a rant or two ensues about social media and the modern wave of dog trainers and how to actually spend some quality time with your dogs. All we want is to create balance and truly happy dogs…which is what we do (and yes we call out the keyboard experts who know very little about dogs). Don’t mention hierarchy, paperwork or clients in tears…oh sorry, we did… remember don’t over-complicate it…if you can raise a child, you’ll probably do ok with a puppy...and yes you can say no to both(or is that either ?).Create some clarity, harmony and live in peace with your dog. Lez acts as the question master to bring things back on track…amazing that she has the time, between rattling gates?!(ha ha Ross). The reality of dog behaviour problems, rehoming as an option and the dangers of not telling the truth.Ultimately the hideous UK Dog Law trumps it all. Bad things happen to good people…as always keeping it real, but with a smile and a sneeze, a burp or two…and we are so old that we are no longer looking for answers that don’t exist…just say No! 🤣

Runtime: 1 hr

Season 4, Episode 6 - Running Puppy Training Classes

aired 21 June 2024

The Northern Aspect managed to turn her microphone on this week...after a nudge! The usual moan about the joys of ageing including nasal waxing and generally getting hairier! A catch up which no one is interested in including running classes under the Golden Arches is followed by a look at running puppy classes. Do you have the right knowledge? What's the difference between adult dog classes? Where do you train? Allowing interaction and causing more damage than the positives you create! Puppy training to perfection...how to be the best that you can be.A puppy party or a puppy education ? !A holistic approach to raising a sensible dog via owner education and breed specific knowledge. A brief technical issue where the Londoner froze...a quick chat about dog law and equipment for puppies.The 5 minute exercise rule explored...exercise Vs socialisation / habituation. Managing people is way harder than managing dogs! Sensible rules around the house for psychological or physiological development.Nature and nurture - creating neutrality and raising the adult dog that you are aiming for. Anyway...that's a bit of it. Enjoy (or not)?!

Runtime: 54 min

Season 4, Episode 5 - Sam Swift tells us all about Proflax

aired 7 June 2024

The usual clumsy introduction and the Scottish contingent (mentioning no names) had a microphone malfunction (user error!). Moody Bitch comes to mind…not because of the microphone error, but because we are joined in this episode by the wonderful Sam Swift from Proflax Natural Superfood Supplements. A fascinating insight into the benefits of holistic principles and approaches supporting physical and physiological issues in dogs. Where and why Proflax started, and looking at the mind, body and spirit. Naturally, we focus on Training and behaviour and how these superfood supplements can support some of the work that we do, but as dog lovers, owners and canine professionals, we look at all of the products available to support optimal health in our dogs. An interesting conversation about synergy and absorption of the products, bio-active compounds and so, so much more! If you don’t regularly listen to this podcast…listen to this episode and give any relevant products a try…in consultation with Proflax.

Runtime: 9 min

Season 4, Episode 4 - Teaching Dog Training Classes

aired 24 May 2024

After an exchange of pleasantries, a little chat about AI, a bit of reorientation around the map of Scotland, which is yet to be confirmed! Unusually, we quickly move on to the scheduled dog topic of training classes and how, when and where to start and all of the considerations that need to be taken into account. As always, Lez and Ross are ‘kinda’ on the same page, but on slightly different paragraphs! 😂 Working dog classes VS pet dog classes, selecting a venue, the reality of indoor and outdoor courses, insurance companies, films and handouts, session planning and course planning, banning kids, working around school holidays, contracts, leadership…the rules of individual classes (you’d be terrified to attend either Ross’s or Lez’s classes🫣) A chat about vaccines in regard to temperament formation, what to include in your tool kit, how to start off your class to create cohesion and maximum success. A brief insight into energy and deference, keeping conversations open and empowering clients…be open, honest and adaptable and get paid! 💷. We hope that you enjoy…with love from freezing Scotland and the Costa del London! 😎

Runtime: 49 min

Season 4, Episode 3 - SORRY FOR THE UNSCHEDULED INTERLUDE

aired 10 May 2024

After an unplanned little break…they are back! 👏🤙 Once we'd got past a blonde microphone moment from the Scottish contingent…it’s brought back by the Londoner who is managing expectations (we know your expectations aren’t that great), we discuss managing risks. What, why and where do you walk your dogs? Dodgy taps and on to the topic of slip leads, flexi leads and awful people in the park. Why are people so thick ? ! 🤷‍♂️ Cognitive decline, hounds of the Baskervilles, dogs in schools 😱 Then it's on to the scheduled matter of dog training classes. Naturally there is a pronunciation lesson regarding the Maremma. The KC Good Citizen Dog Scheme, dogs balls, rosettes, rubbish, FCI Obedience and general dog chat thrown in! Enjoy, or turn off at your earliest opportunity. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️🫣

Runtime: 47 min

Season 4, Episode 2 - What's in a name?

aired 12 April 2024

The usual cheery moaning kicks of the new season. Cars, cages, hotels and jump pens. A couple of mentions of the new book, (that is out now!) before the main topic of multiple dog ownership. The best age to bring another dog into the home along with the benefits, the drawbacks and impacts of training and management in a multi-dog household. Exercising, playing, training and developing relationships with individual dogs within the family group. This episode culminates in a fascinating discussion about various training disciplines and the essential understanding of training, timing and consistency to achieve results in whatever aspect of dog training.

Runtime: 57 min

Season 4, Episode 1 - Happy Easter, if that's a thing?!

aired 29 March 2024

Lez and Ross are a bit worse for wear after their trip to Crufts and a stressful couple of weeks. A post Crufts catch-up. Ross explains the recent problems with his young Rottweiler, Okhaan and the large cost of treatment and the problems with Pet Insurance and whether to insure of not. Lez is late to the party discovering the Hovawart and both are struggling to find their ‘happy place’ whilst stuffing beef windpipes! A chat about chews and mental activity. Usual drivel about food, Easter eggs, some weird marzipan simnel cake and what we can do with our dogs over Easter 🐣 and what we need to be careful of regarding toxins… oh and get involved with the Lez Graham egg challenge(or not?!) No Chicks 🐣 🐥 were harmed during the making of this podcast.

Runtime: 55 min

Season 3, Episode 14 - Strange Clients and Sad Cases

aired 1 March 2024

Born in a barn? More confused introductions. Is it Emma, Emma and Emma, or is it Kathryn?! Getting old is a privilege denied to many…Lez celebrates her ageing and Ross can’t cope with it! A few mentions of ‘The Well Mannered Dog’ Lez’s new book is woven in between the trials and tribulations of ageing. When they finally start talking dog, they quickly debunk fur-babies and pet parents whilst discussing their early experiences with dogs. A conversation about resource guarding, the problems with social media, breeders and money motivations, strange clients and sad cases.

Runtime: 54 min

Season 3, Episode 13 - You can't educate people who don't want educating

aired 16 February 2024

The usual confused and lighthearted introduction with sneezing (or farting?!) and a bit of gossip, followed by the more somber conversation about the real mess of dog ownership and rescue in the UK, the failing XL bully ban, exploring inherent drives within dogs, understanding breed differences, what we can do about fatal dog attacks, the trouble with fur-babies, social predators, prey animals, the ‘because I’m worth it’ culture, and naturally, a few subtle drops of Lez’s new book being launched at Crufts are peppered throughout.

Runtime: 1 hr 7 min

Season 3, Episode 12 - how much has training changed?

aired 4 February 2024

An interesting and philosophical episode as Ross and Lez discuss how dog training, attitudes, and equipment use have changed over the last couple of decades... some for the better and some for the worse - or have they?

Runtime: 48 min

Season 3, Episode 11 - the good the bad and the indifferent

aired 19 January 2024

This episode sees Ross and Lez, once they finish their chatty intro (of course), discuss the different training courses available for dog enthusiasts and those wanting to take it a bit further and join the profession.

Runtime: 58 min

Season 3, Episode 10 - New Year New training

aired 5 January 2024

This episode sees Ross and Lez, once they finish their chatty intro, discuss the types of training they have done with their dogs over the years as well as the training they have planned for 2024.

Runtime: 1 hr 9 min

Season 3, Episode 9 - Merry Xmas

aired 22 December 2023

A bit of fun and frivolity for the last episode of 2023...

Runtime: 55 min

Season 3, Episode 8 - Preparing for the Festive Season

aired 8 December 2023

This episode is all about keeping your dog safe, and yourself sane, over the festive season and really is one not to be missed...

Runtime: 47 min

Season 3, Episode 7 - pt 2 Living with our dogs

aired 24 November 2023

Carrying on the conversation from episode 4, we not only talk about the trials and tribulations we experience when living with dogs, but also the methods we employ when things go wrong as well as when things go right...

Runtime: 1 hr

Season 3, Episode 6 - A bonus episode or not so much

aired 17 November 2023

Discussing the latest videos on social media where folk are cuddling dogs, regardless of whether they know the dog or not... and then looking surprised when the dogs turn and bite them.

Runtime: 45 min

Season 3, Episode 5 - Canine Nutrition

aired 10 November 2023

Talking Canine Nutrition with Jonathan Self from Honey's Natural Dog Food... both Ross and Lez are avid raw feeders, although saying that, Ross is a bit of a zealot when it comes to BARFing (no, not that kind, the raw feeding kind 😅)

Runtime: 48 min

Season 3, Episode 4 - Living with Our Dogs

aired 27 October 2023

Living with our dogs... and not just our gundogs and our guard dogs, but living with dogs in general from setting boundaries to dog walking etiquette.

Runtime: 55 min

Season 3, Episode 3 - Socialisation

aired 13 October 2023

This episode is all about socialisation, habituation, and what we do with our dogs. Age, lifestyle, and breed are just three of the many topics we discuss and they all play a massive part in socialising our dogs.

Runtime: 49 min

Season 3, Episode 2 - The Puppy

aired 29 September 2023

This episode is all about puppies... where to get one, what to look for, and what to walk away from.

Runtime: 44 min

Season 3, Episode 1 - Who?

aired 15 September 2023

Who are Ross McCarthy and Lez Graham?

Runtime: 54 min

Season 3, Episode 0 - So Long, Farewell, Auf-Weidersen Goodbye...

aired 17 August 2023

We'll be back very soon with a new layout... so for now... enjoy the start of season 3 episode 0 or should that be episode 1 🙄

Runtime: 1 hr 1 min

Season 2, Episode 13 - Cagoules, Cantering and Collars

aired August 2021

We know, you can spell Cagoules with a K but for the sake of a good alliteration...

Runtime: 1 hr 1 min

Season 2, Episode 12 - Meetings, Memories and Mutts

aired August 2021

What a reminiscing kind of episode today, from first cars to first dogs and a bit of everything in between...

Runtime: 1 hr 2 min

Season 2, Episode 11 - Ladders, Lunches and Lockdown...

aired August 2021

Isn't it always the way - you just get into the swing of things and the door goes...

Runtime: 1 hr 5 min

Season 2, Episode 10 - Touch, Ticks and Tracking...

aired July 2021

Is this going to be a first? I think we may have got through the whole episode only talking about dogs!

Runtime: 1 hr 13 min

Season 2, Episode 9 - Concorde, Canaries and Carry-Ons...

aired July 2021

Wow... Mr McCarthy - concorde, really? WOW. And a more down to earth question - what was your favourite Carry-On film?

Runtime: 1 hr 3 min

Season 2, Episode 8 - Burgers, Beans and Birds...

aired July 2021

Burgers, beans, birds... yup we really are foodies but we did manage to talk dogs too and of course, we had to mention the F word.

Runtime: 1 hr

Season 2, Episode 7 - Monday Morning Moaning Minnies

aired July 2021

Need we say any more??

Runtime: 1 hr 9 min

Season 2, Episode 6 - Bones, Belly Buttons and Big Teeth

aired June 2021

You know what it's like... you start talking about dogs and before you know it you're on to Innies and Outies ;-)

Runtime: 1 hr 6 min

Season 2, Episode 5 - Stovies, Sausages and Shopping

aired June 2021

We started as we meant to go on today with a perfect blonde moment... and then it was back on to our favourite topic - food!

Runtime: 1 hr 1 min

Season 2, Episode 4 - Food, Foxes and 4x4s

aired June 2021

It's all happening this week... and not just with the puppies... and... just how many weather apps do you need on your phone??

Runtime: 1 hr 1 min

Season 2, Socialisation Special

aired June 2021

A special episode talking about socialisation and habituation plans for young Hygge and Emrys

Runtime: 46 min

Season 2, Episode 3 - Books, Baths and Barking Dogs...

aired June 2021

If it's a barking dog in the background it's got to be...

Runtime: 1 hr 2 min

Season 2, Episode 2 - Wigan, Weddings and Workshops.

aired June 2021

The blonde really is leading the blonde in relation to getting around the UK... Apparently Wigan begins with a G ;-)

Runtime: 1 hr 4 min

Season 2, Episode 1 - Teething, Testicles and a load of old Twaddle

aired May 2021

Yay - the blondes are back in action after a wee break... What did we get up I hear you ask? Well, you'll just have to listen ;-)

Runtime: 1 hr 6 min

Season 1, Episode 20 - Cars, Cream Teas and Crap Jokes...

aired May 2021

But mainly it was about puppies :-)

Runtime: 1 hr

Season 1, Episode 19 - Dogs, Detox and Disgusting Drinks

aired April 2021

The countdown is on for Ross getting dark shadows under his eyes and 4am trips to the garden... exciting times ahead

Runtime: 1 hr 7 min

Season 1, Episode 18 - Dogs, Diets and Deliveroooooo

aired April 2021

Back to our favourite all time topics... well, apart from dog poo that is.

Runtime: 1 hr 3 min

Season 1, Episode 17 - Piercings, presentations and penis cones

aired April 2021

Erm... penis cones... really? is that such a thing?

Runtime: 1 hr 3 min

Season 1, Episode 16 - Trials, travel and technology

aired April 2021

Wiltshire, London, Auckland, Australia and South Africa - talk about international cuisine (well an egg roll anyway)

Runtime: 1 hr 3 min

Season 1, Episode 15 - Poo, Parkas and Porn-names

aired March 2021

It was a 'start as you mean to go on' episode this week as we fall over the introduction, stumble over words and forget what we were saying mid-sentence... business as usual then huh ;-)

Runtime: 1 hr 7 min

Season 1, Episode 14 - Steps, Sofas andsome other stuff

aired March 2021

It's all getting a bit exciting now... or is that stressful? Nah, definitely exciting as we talk about preparing for Emrys's arrival and trying to come up with a name for Ross' new puppy - idea's on a postcard to...

Runtime: 1 hr 8 min

Season 1, Episode 13 - Actors, Audio-books and Ancilliary Shite

aired March 2021

So if we said Ulrich, would you say von Liechtenstein? Ross said huh? Lez said (swoon) 'Heath Ledger'...

Runtime: 1 hr 4 min

Season 1, Episode 12 - Sarnies, Silliness and Social Media...

aired March 2021

Fish Finger Sandwich anyone? Yup, it's a thing and one of our all-time favourite sandwiches...

Runtime: 1 hr 1 min

Season 1, Episode 11 - Pad thai, Puppies and Positivity

aired March 2021

What a meandering kind of day it was today, food, more food, puppies, dogs, more dogs, more puppies... more food and finally, a little bit of positivity to end... A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour -hope you enjoy, our detour: -)

Runtime: 1 hr 11 min

Season 1, Episode 10 - Puddles, Poodles and Pissed Off...

aired February 2021

Yup, we think it's safe to say that the blondes have a touch of the lockdown blues... although it didn't stop them from ribbing each other.

Runtime: 1 hr 1 min

Season 1, Episode 9 - Vinegar, Vets and Vaccines...

aired February 2021

What shall we talk about today boys and girls? I know... vinegar?? really??

Runtime: 1 hr 9 min

Season 1, Episode 8 - Movies, Masks and More trips to the Vets

aired February 2021

Tuesday get together about this and that and t'other.... but mainly t'other...

Runtime: 56 min

Season 1, Episode 7 - Friends, Films and Funerals

aired January 2021

A funny old day today... friends, films and funerals and how they're all a bit strange in lockdown...

Runtime: 59 min

Season 1, Episode 6 - Doctorates, Dogs and Drivel!

aired January 2021

Starting with a chat about doctorate programmes, we eased smoothly onto the topic of dogs and ended with a load of drivel...

Runtime: 1 hr 1 min

Season 1, Episode 5 - Cars, Covid and Crap!

aired January 2021

What shall we talk about today? I know... Cars, Covid and Crap!

Runtime: 58 min

Season 1, Episode 4 - Feel the fear and do it anyway...or not!

aired January 2021

Little furry things, big furry things, little flying bitey things, big flying things, flying, flames... what does it for you? Oh... and a bit of dog talk thrown in too.

Runtime: 47 min

Season 1, Episode 3 - Welcome to 2021...we think!

aired January 2021

We knew we should have recorded this on Monday...Tuesday afternoon and the whole of the UK is back in full lockdown.

Runtime: 46 min

Season 1, Episode 2 - It's Boxing Day but not as you know it

aired December 2020

A good old blether on boxing day... that isn't really boxing day at all

Runtime: 39 min

Season 1, Episode 1 - Hello and welcome to our podcast

aired December 2020

Here it is, the first episode of our new weekly podcast The Blonde Leading the Blonde. Recorded just before Xmas 2020 a couple of days after London went into Tier 4 lockdown and a couple of days before Scotland goes into Tier 4 lockdown.

Runtime: 30 min